But you know, a good friend of mine once told me.that just because people treat you like a villain, or an ogre, or just some loser, doesn't mean you are one. What Steve's trying to say here is that it's hard to come by honest work when the whole world's against you. It's the only thing we know.ĭidn't you ever wish you could be something else? Who really thinks we need to settle things this way? You're telling me you just want to be villains your whole lives?īut we are villains. What did you expect? You really do have a way with children, Shrek. What, that he cared about you? He's an ogre. You know, for a minute.I actually thought. Maybe you're not as big of a loser as I thought. I said whatever I had to say, alright? I wasn't right for the job, I just needed some fool to replace me, and you fit the bill, so just go! You weren't really next in line for the throne, I was!īut you said the king asked for me personally. Then who's this about? I'm supposed to be king, right? Stand still so I won't make a mess.Ĭharming, stop! I'm here now. This boy is supposed to be the new King of Far Far Away? How pathetic. I was afraid you wouldn't get back in time. On second thought, let me break it for you. So who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once? Who wants their happily ever after?! Where's that first-born you were promised? Mabel, remember how you couldn't get your little fat foot into that tiny glass slipper? Cinderella is in Far Far Away right now, eating bonbons, cavorting with every little last fairy-tale creature that has ever done you wrong!! Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers. And you! Your star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father.Īnd Hook.need I say more? And you! Frumpy-pigskin. And now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal. They left you the un-fairest of them all. Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White and then what happened? No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait! We are more alike than you think. You are right, oh, I mean, you are absolutely right, but I mean, do any of us? Oh not much, just a chance at redemption. She's not welcome here and neither are you. What does a Prince have to do to get a drink around here? Ah, Mabel, why they call you an ugly stepsister I'll never know.
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